dietpunkjesus

blasternation:

gunwildversuseverything:

pewpuupalace:

rexmccoolguy:

tehbranmuffin:

the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown:

tidalwavesstudio:

Ok now , come on….

If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.

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Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.

DO PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUIET

EVEN PLAY METAL GEAR

DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS???

IT’S A GAME ABOUT FANTASTIC MEN’S ASSES.

This is actual dialogue they wrote and recorded in multiple languages.

Sigint: Snake, what’s up? Why are you naked? I know there’s a “NAKED” option under “UNIFORM” that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don’t get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: …Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?

AND LET’S NOT FORGET

Metal Gear is perfect for so many reasons, and this is one of them.